Drunk Tries To Use Taco as ID, Goes As You Would Expect

A couple of weeks ago, a drunk gentleman in Jensen Beach, Florida named Matthew Falkner drove to Taco Bell, placed his order at the drive-thru and then promptly fell asleep in his car. Jensen Beach’s finest were called in to wake Falkner up as his car was blocking up the drive-thru. It was at this point that the police asked Falkner for ID and he tried to present a rather non-traditional form of identification:

A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco.

For the rest of this story, which involves fire and an insanely high blood alcohol content level, check out the Miami NewTimes.


About Michael Darling
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