Titanic Super 3D

In case you haven’t heard, James Cameron has rereleased his 1997 opus Titanic in 3D. In fact, in some foreign theaters you can even see the film with added smells and vibrations. Well, that’s all well and good, but I’m here to tell you about something even better: Titanic Super 3D. Comedy group PistolShrimps released an exclusive preview of the expanded super edition of Titanic for which Cameron apparently consulted with a few special guest directors and even equipped theaters with extra-special effects. I can’t wait.

George R. R. Martin’s Fairy Tales

Hey kids, Game of Thrones is back and to celebrate A Song Of Ice And Fire author George R. R. Martin, well; actually an impersonator, is here to read you some fairy tales! Aren’t you excited, children? Anyway, the facsimile of Mr. Martin has given a unique spin on a few classic fairy tales and nursery rhymes like a new take on “Jack and Jill” in which “Jack fell down and shattered his leg which made him easy prey for outlaws.” Wait, children, why are you crying?

The World’s Greatest Driver’s License Photo?

It’s a well established fact that everybody looks terrible in their driver’s license photo. However, one Canadian Redditor decided he would have an unforgettable driver’s license photo. So, what did he do? Well, if you looked at the photo to the right you’ve probably already guessed what “adambard” did. Yes, he shaved off the left side of his head and the right side of his beard. After his shave and a haircut, Adam successfully got his driver’s license which kind of looks like a bad photo shop of four different faces. As amusing as this is, another Redditor pointed out one downside to this stunt:

You have ruined any chance of having a life of crime. If you decide to go on a crime spree, they can now determine what you will look like with/without hair and facial hair!

Check out Adam’s drivers license and step by step photos of this stunt here.

 

Newt Gingrich, Lego Man

The internet has already determined that Bicentennial era Newt Gingrich resembles Dwight Schrute from The Office.  Well, it seems that the contemporary Gingrich has a few other interesting look-a-likes. For example, the blog Waffles At Noon has collected a few people who resemble Gingrich. The list is mostly old white men, but there is one rather interesting Newt-a-like, which you can see here. Seriously, the hairstyle is dead on.

Metallica’s Next Project

Lulu, the musical collaboration between Lou Reed and Metallica and the reviews aren’t very good. As one review said, the album “…feature[s] Reed bleating like a dementia-stricken uncle over his nephews’ numbskull garage band.” So, in that vein, who could Metallica’s next collaborator be? Well, according to one youtuber, it’s none other than Grampa Simpson. Here’s a taste:

Zach Braff Screws One Of His Fans

Lately, many celebrities have been the victims of leaked explicit images. This year has seen an increase in leaked nude photos and sex tapes of the rich and famous. Well, now Zach Braff can join this club because yesterday his twitter account posted a “picture of me screwing one of my fans.” This was the shocking image attached:

Shameless!

The Currys of Atlantis

Aquaman’s been a laughing stock amongst superhero fans ever since the Superfriends cartoon. But what if instead of laughing at him, we laughed with him? Yes, what if there was a sitcom that start the King of Atlantis? This clip from Cartoon Network’s Batman: The Brave And The Bold features Aquaman, aka Arthur Curry, starring in a spoof of family sitcoms called The Currys of Atlantis. Honestly, I can’t be the only one who’d watch Aquaman, his wife Mera and wacky bomb planting neighbor Black Manta engage in weekly sitcom hijinxs. So, how about you check out the clip, which includes a special cameo by another DC superhero, and then send a letter to Warner Brothers asking for the Aquaman sitcom we so desperately need?